The requested user does not exist.
In panic, I tried more old posts and got the same response. I am no longer in the first flush of youth and I must say I was shocked and needed a li'l bit of the beverage that Riverdog talks about in order to recover my equilibrium.
To avoid confusion I want to make it clear that rumours of my non-existence have been greatly exagerated.
This is not the first time such allegations have been made against me - some people have even doubted the existence of the members of my band - The Pickettes - see my website.
Of, course, if I don't exist, you won't be reading this!