The dogs they had a meeting

[MIKE 450]

The dogs they had a meeting
They came from near and far
Some they came by airoplane
And some by motor car

But before into the counsel hall
They were'nt allowed to look
As each dog took he's arse hole off
And hung it on a hook

Well in they rushed all of a heap
Mother son and sier
But hardly where they seated
Till some dog shouted FIRE!

Well out they rushed in great dismay
No time of day to look
As each dog lifted an arsehole
From the nearest bloody hook

Well! they got there arse's
All mixed up
And it made them feel quite sore
To find they did'nt have the arse
They used to have before

And that is why
you'll see two dogs
When walking down the street
Will stop and swap a nasty ass
With every dog they meet

And that is why
A dog will leave
A big fat juicy bone
To go off and swap
A nasty ass
Incase he finds he's own.